AFI # 99 Toy Story Live Reactions

The following are real time reactions from my most recent view of Toy Story (1995). Read my full review here.

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I can appreciate Andy’s imagination and creativity. Todays kids that are Andy’s age don’t play with toys like this anymore. Why would they, when they can download fortnite for free on any device. Come to think of it, I was about Andy’s age when this movie came out..I don’t think I played with toys with as much imagination as he did. Dangit..

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Do we ever find out how old andy is? Surely someone has a bio on this kid on the internet somewhere?!

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Just googeled it, Andy celebrates his 8th Birthday in the first Toy story. I turned 9 the year this movie came out.

“you’ve got a friend in me, you’ve got a friend in me..” Who doesn’t love Randy Newman!

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“A moving buddy, if you don’t have one, GET ONE”

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What the flip is a Mr. Spell? Of all the toys I had growing up, that is the one I needed the most. Its 40 on Ebay if you want to donate to “help Jennifer leiarn howe to scpeill” fund.

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Andy’s mom Just stepped on that toy soldier and didn’t completely flip her lid. If my mom would have stepped on that I would have be grounded until puberty. Also, Andy’s mom appears to be wearing LulaRoe Leggins?!

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What kid doesn’t secretly wish that a “surprise present” is pulled from the closet. I’m 30 and presents are no longer necessary but you better bet if I open 1 a part of me hopes there is another trick present it waiting.

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Andy is a year younger than me at this point and I can already tell he has his life more together than me. His room looks realativly clean, and his bed clothes match. I didn’t get matching bed sets until I got married, and even now we are lucky if the top sheet and fitted sheet match.

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This movie could never be made today. I don’t know about you, but every house on my street has cameras at least facing the doors and garage, inside or out…some one would have caught these toys on camera and reported it to TMZ

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Bahahaha…laser envy.

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Throwing something in for the adults 😉

Anyone else want to pluck that hair from Buz’s chin? No, just me? Ok.

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Andy has Pizza Planet, I had Mr. Gattis. I think it’s safe to say who won that contest.

Me and Rex just might be on the same emotional level. He is worried his roar is annoying vs. fierce, doesn’t like confrontation, short arms. It’s all there, plain as day.

How is Woody able to walk…all the other toys are firm plastic, Woody is clearly soft fabric with seems for knees. …Oh, that’s right…if they are able to talk I guess they are also able to defy the laws of gravity as well.

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I love the way Rex says “whiskers” when they are trying to do the search and rescue party form the window

Whiskers, will you get out of here!

I swear I can smell Sids carpet just form looking at it.

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Mrs Nezbit…favorite scene in this entire movie.

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How was this kid able to buy explosives in 1995.

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Sids room is a little bit of a fire hazard. He has like 15 things plugged into 1 extension cord, there is a can of gasoline and matches everywhere. WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS and WHY DON’T THEY CARE

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Who sleeps like that after the age of four?!

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Improvised interrogation handbook? WHO IS THIS KID?

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THE TOOL BOX SAYS BINFORD!!!!!!

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I was originaly going to say that because of Woody coming to life Sid was for sure going to need therapy …but to be honest, I think the therapy appointment was needing to be booked wayyyy before Woody went all exorcist on him.

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So PLAY nice!

How did the moving truck driver not realize the gate and ramp were down?!

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Thank God for Sun Roofs!!!

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