In my previous post regarding my uneducated predictions for the 2020 Oscars, I made a vow to watch what ever movie won Best Picture and offer an honest and what is sure to be a cringeworthy review. When I made this promise I was relatively certain the movie I would be watching was going to be Joker or at the very worst, 1917. Well, Parasite, A movie I have never even heard of before tonight has won this distinct honor.
Now, I’ve never ran for office (not even student council) and haven’t the foggiest idea what it means to be a politician…until now, as I have made a promise that I should keep, but really really don’t want to.
I will, however, put my big girl pants on and fork over the 5.99 plus tax to the powers that be at Apple tomorrow and watch said movie. Oh the things I do for the 10 people who read this questionable blog (just kidding, thanks for reading!).
Oh, on a side note, I only got 9 out of 24 correct on tonights predictions. If I was better at math I could give you an actual percentage, but if you have been here long enough you know that isn’t going to happen (#mathsucks). The night started out pretty good, I was 3 for 3 at first (thats 100% #nochildleftbehind)…then the train went off the rails pretty quickly. Oh well, not a bad result for someone who has no business judging these types of things anyway.
Stay tuned this week for my rousing and exhaustive review of “Parasite”.